jokes

A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, “I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son.” But the doctor was not the boy’s father. How could that be?

The doctor was his mom

A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?

The woman is blind and is reading braille

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold

What do you call a frog with no legs?

A tadpole

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